Monday, June 27, 2011

Holy Brainwash, Batman!

Only God knows...He can control everybody's minds...but mine has escaped His golden grasp to fly free.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Meerkat Manor

Driving out of Boston, E asked me why people do graffiti. I explained it to her, and she rephrased my explanation:

 "So, it's like people marking their territory with spray paint... You know meerkats just do that with pee."

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

high calliber dragon

Today Emma went to the Museum of Science where she has to view the anatomy exhibit to continue to conquer her phobia of anatomy:

Me: I'm sure you'll do great looking at the anatomy exhibit today.

E: Yep.  I have my invisible dragons with me, so I'm locked and loaded.

She's no Samantha

Chiding me about my voice tone when referring to a boy she is fond of in school:

"Stop using that Sex in the City, mushy voice when you say my friend's name."

Friday, June 10, 2011

She'll sail off into the sunrise

Watching Say Yes to the Dress:

E: Why does the bride wear white?

Me: Tradition.

E: Yeah. Well I'm not going to be traditional.

Me: I figured. What do you want to wear?

E: My dress will be the colors of the sunrise.