Air Bunnies

Me: Why did you use air bunnies (making the quotation sign when speaking) with what you just said?

E: Oh, you know.  Just to give what I said a little flair.

HOT ROD!!!

Me: See the hot pink VW bug over there?  That's what we're getting you to drive.

Dad: Yeah - and we're going to put the word "princess" on the back in big letters.

E: Noooooo way!  I want flames with "Dragon Lover: Beware!" on the back.

Out of the Mouths of Babes...

"So, dad, I keep seeing that this guy got killed because it needed to be done. But we should respect life, right? It's kind of like in Avatar when Neytiri kills the animal that comes after Jake. It's the right thing to do but you should still feel kinda bad doing it." We should let her do the talking more often.

Who knew there was life before GPS...

E: Hey Dad - in my book, there's a medieval picture where the world is drawn flat.

Bruce: Huh. Yeah?

E: Yeah.  I guess they didn't have global positioning systems back then.